Why does everyone wearing a bluetooth look like a douche?
It's a chicken/egg conundrum: does purchasing a wireless cell phone thingy to attach to your head make you a douche, or do only douches buy permanent body-decorating phone fixtures? Is it because earpieces are the status-seeking equivalent of highly visible tattoos--both broadcasting your very specific values and opinions? Or do the wireless signals burn holes through the tactful part of your brain and turn you douche?
Look, some examples:
Now this one's pretty easy, because with or without device, he is obv a d-nozzle.
But here is a prime example of the corrosive power of the bluetooth. Old man, looking very friendly. Add ear weevil, he looks patronizing and fake.
Career douche. Second strike against him: gel in hair.Methinks more time and research need to be devoted to this question.
Hahaha! I like.
ReplyDeleteDo they purchase a bluetooth and put gel in their hair because they are, in fact a born ready douche? or do the electromagnetic fields somehow transform them into a douche? I don't know. I think maybe they're compensating for something. Compensation is the root of all douchery I believe. Haha.
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